instead of giving this talk

we are living on severely borrowed time in 
using the DNS system for Anything At All
much less a directory service
no security
no hierarchy (except 1 thin layer at top with:)
13 points of failure
10 in US
6 in same city (DC), another 4 in California
3 behind military bureaucracies
1 in chapter 11
no authority 
no standard performance evaluation or monitoring
no recourse for underperformance
a technical authority noone trusts
a policy authority noone trusts 
but hey it works (noone's more surprised than we)